The octopus is a cynical sort. He hardly believes in anything really. Except for flying saucers. He hopes that one will take him out of here, shortly.
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I am the Octopus

I sometimes post octopusses, sometimes elephants or landscapes or scenery, sometimes something else altogether, but mostly, girls with braids and pretty clothes. I like dresses. Please send me some. Or better yet, come for a visit with a nice one on.

See everything at once.

Ask me if I care. I do.

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