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whorem0anz: My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

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    I actually saw the dog first, then the fuzzy penis. I have been informed that I am the only one.
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    Poor puppy haha.
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